Services beyond the call of duty

A colleague passed this around one day, apparently it was left on his windshield along with hundreds of others one day. The first time reading it, I was like "ini macam nyer service pun ada ke?" Some of my colleagues commented that they have a catchy tagline and we might need to change our departments into something along the line ...

So to those who :

• might be needing the services due to circumstances you're in at the moment
• just curious about the services
• would want to render your 'services' as well, ala...you know who you are , just ada brani ke? ...

could call the number and see how they could accommodate to your needs and requirements...hehe...sepeat-cepat sebelum Harian Metro got wind of it and decided to do an expose about it...

disclaimers :

• the writer does not know the authenticity of the claim of the services nor whether it was as a prank, nor has he ever called the numbers up
  
• the writer is not in any way related to this, it was passed on by a Tuan Haji, hence the writer has faith in what has been related
• the alleged place of the distribution of these flyers were in the capital of the state with nine districts/provinces
  
• the writer holds no responsibility whatsoever about the consequences of those who called up the numbers after reading about it here...caveat emptor..
• This is posted as to enlighten us about claims that this services do exists and they are taking it to the next level